Today I saw Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room. Way late, but at least I finally saw it. I just about cried at the poor guy whose retirement savings went from $348,000 to $1,200, while the execs granted themselves bonuses. Shannon wants to piss on Ken Lay’s grave, but I think that’s too pedestrian. I plan to eat an entire bag of black jellybeans and then make electric green poop on his headstone.

Take THAT, Kenny-boy.