This description is even worse than that Viking Warrior book that gets passed around Clarion West.
A quote: Her hair had the sheen of the sea beneath an eclipsed moon. It was the color of a leopard’s tongue, of oiled mahogany. It was terra cotta, bay and chestnut. Her hair was a helmet, a hood, the cowl of the monk, magician, or cobra.
And it gets better (worse). It’s from a published book too.