…with robotic flexing power and a sturdy build. Prefer a model that comes with cool synthetic muscles for my lower back. Should allow me to go about daily activities without agonizing pain. Multi-decade lifespan appreciated. Bonus points if it comes in those cool rainbow colors like body jewelry.
My original spine will be flushed down the toilet. I suspect the tiniest bit of pressure will snap it into pieces, allowing the vertebrae to enter the sewage system. Failing that, I suppose that a spine sticking out of the toilet will be a great conversation starter. But perhaps I should move into a two-bathroom place first.