SIX NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Vylar
2. Vy
3. Vylarbeans (Shannon only)
4. Kitty
5. Muppet wrangler
6. Fireman-princess-veterinarian (okay, that’s technically my job title)

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. Pajamas
2. Left sock
3. Right sock (but on which foot??)

THREE THINGS YOU WANT VERY BADLY AT THE MOMENT
1. …
2. …
3. …it’s been a good day. I can’t think of anything. The oil spill should magically disappear and all the damage be undone?

THREE THINGS YOU DID LAST NIGHT
1. RAAR! Arkham Horror, the board game.
2. Talked with wild_irises at length. Yay!
3. Watched Law & Order: Criminal Intent on Netflix streaming.

THREE PEOPLE YOU LAST TALKED TO ON THE PHONE: (I’m counting texts)
1. ombriel
2. dancingsinging
3. meej

THREE THINGS YOU ARE GOING TO DO TOMORROW:
1. Critique a short story
2. Get maintenance to fix the AC
3. Laundry

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE DRINKS:
1. Water
2. Dessert wine
3. Apple-grape juice

THREE THINGS THAT MADE YOU SMILE TODAY:
1. Jim Henson’s “The Storyteller” where they use the dog’s ears to card wool.
2. meej’s bewilderment at the strange moonbeast which lives by my door, known as Meh.
3. Finally understanding bathroom etiquette in Antarctica. See, penguins can have unisex bathrooms. Because all the male penguins are together and the female penguins are together somewhere else (except while breeding). The sign on the door can just be a penguin and they only need the one bathroom.